Author Adelaide Green

Listen, Marie Kondo is legit the cutest person. Wanna stick her in my pocket and take her with me. She has an air about her that’s hard not to like, her voice no joke may be that of an angel. Her show felt like it was for me. I am an anti hoarder. I love getting rid of anything and everything, especially other people’s stuff. Just ask my husband.

I have had intense OCD most of my life, I like to call it being tidy. But let’s face it my underwear drawer looks like a Victoria secret display. Done by ROYGBIV, if you don’t know what this is think of the rainbow. Folded appropriately, etc. looks great. All my clothes are folded the same way I folded clothes at American Eagle. I even got the shirt folds down without the folding board, if you don’t know what this is #youreblessed. So why don’t I like Marie?

ugh ok well #truthmoment. I love her. I don’t think people understand that hers is more a cultural thing and most of my friends I think missed the point, hey most of us are millennials. All we want is to be happy and have someone tell us how to achieve that, enter the pink wiggle, Marie Kondo. She could be a wiggle, Emma probably would hate her stealing her shine but that’s life.

Anyways I didn’t try her show, so her I am naturally criticizing it. Wouldn’t say I’m a hypocrite but also I’m not gonna say I’m not one. I did watch a video though of Marie folding odd objects and that’s where my issues arose. My OCD set my heart a flutter as I watched her fold and crease underwear and cardigans. My retail experience nearly made me vomit as the cardigan was folded and then rolled. Okkkkkk this is not how I like things to be folded. Talk about wrinkles. Also my sweaters are placed nicely on a shelf, why would I need to roll them? How does this de clutter it? Shouldn’t we fold all of our stuff as if we have our folding board? And then color code it and place it by season?????

Ok end of my rant. Now go get rid of all your stuff and let me know what Good will you dropped it off at. Byyyeeee.